Published by admin on 28 Aug 2008

Lingerie-clad underage girls given free drinks

Today’s news:

TWO underage sisters dressed only in lingerie were hauled out of a bar by their mother after being served free alcohol by bar staff.
Commission chairman Richard O’Sullivan yesterday announced that he was suspending the licence at Duck’s Nuts for two days as punishment.
The sisters - aged 16 and 17 - were refused entry to the Hookers’ Ball at Discovery nightclub when they couldn’t provide proof of age in December last year.
He argued that a licence suspension would cost Duck’s more than any fine if the case had gone to court.

Now here is a great idea:
1. Sack all security staff
2. Dump all under age laws

With the money they save, they can sell drinks a lot cheaper; leading to even more Idiot Drivers and an even higher road toll.

And the huge punishment they receive? TWO days without selling booze.

Popularity: 4%

Published by admin on 27 Aug 2008

More Idiot Drivers spotted

Thank you Gord:

Date: 26/08/2008
Time: 17:05
Location: Leanyer Drive, outside Hibiscus Shops
Vehicle: Blue Toyota Corolla Hatch
Rego: 777589
Driver: Young Female
Actions: Speeding (I assume to get to the stopped traffic at the red lights in a hurry, because that makes no sense. Continued speeding up Vanderlin Drive, then Trower Road before pulling into Woolworths servo)

Popularity: 10%

Published by admin on 27 Aug 2008

Two life terms for rape, murder of wife

Today’s news:

A MAN who raped his wife with a metal pole and brutally bashed her to death in a prolonged, booze-fuelled rage at an Alice Springs town camp has been ordered to serve two life sentences.
It is one of the longest sentences the Northern Territory Supreme Court has ever handed down to an Aborigine.

Finally the law is getting tough on crime! As my dear readers know, I am an advocate for death penalty and that would have been the one and only penalty for a crime like this.
But we have to be satisfied with what we have got.
Two life sentences is surely a very long time in jail.
But hang on, then I read a little further:

He faced a minimum of 25 years in prison but crown prosecutor Nanette Rogers argued the nature of the attack and Djana’s ongoing history of abuse warranted a higher sentence.
Justice Mildren agreed and ordered Djana - who had breached a number of restraining orders following previous assaults on his wife - to serve two life sentences. He sentenced Djana to a minimum non-parole period of 27 years in jail.

What a farce! The law is blind it is said, well I like to extend on that, the law is stupid.
This brutal bastard would have to spend a whole 25 years for a ‘life sentence’?
But now, because he has received two life sentences he has to spend TWO extra years?
TWO years of a life sentence? Sickening, absolutely perverted sentencing.

Popularity: 11%

Published by admin on 26 Aug 2008

More Idiot Drivers spotted


WPY-334 26/08/08 11:26 whit UTE Speeding Hibiscus
WPY-334 26/08/08 11:26 whit UTE Speeding Vanderlin Drv.
WPY-334 26/08/08 11:26 whit UTE Speeding School zone Malak
WPY-334 26/08/08 11:26 whit UTE Speeding School zone Patterson
774-593 23/08/08 22:02 Chubb Security Speeding Mc millans Rd over 90 km/h
gifla 23/08/08 13:34 white Holden female driver speeding Hibiscus
785-905 23/08/08 13:30 black Astra using phone while driving
954-GVI 22/08/08 15:39 silver sedan speeding Hibiscus
773-335 22/08/08 12:42 black Commodore speeding Hibiscus
524-494 22/08/0/ 12:42 red Commodore speeding Hibiscus
ICE-ECO 22/08/08 12:38 small hatch speeding bagot road 70 zone
902-671 20/08/08 15:46 dark blue hilux boat trailer indicator working opposite to vehicle

Popularity: 14%

Published by admin on 26 Aug 2008

Customer Service: Counter conversation


Customer Service: Counter conversation

It’s gotta be red.
Red Rooster store, Casuarina Square
Participants:
Customer (shop review)
Staff, young Asian male

Customer: (waiting for greeting) ….
Staff: (Staring at customer) …

2 minutes later

Customer: (waiting for greeting) ….
Staff: (Staring at customer) You right?
Customer: Excuse me?
Staff: (looking around food court) What you want!
Customer: Good afternoon.
Staff: ….
Customer: ¼ Chicken and chips please
Staff: (names price)
Staff: Drinks?
Customer: No thank you (pays)
Staff: (receives money) …
Staff: (hands change back) …
Customer: ….

3 minutes later

Staff: (looking around food court) placing food on counter
Staff: (looking past customer to next customer) Yes?

What a great experience! I can highly recommend this shop.
Not only for the highly over salty chips and the luke warm chicken
(Food must be kept at a min. of 80 degree) but also for this absolutely
stunning example of good customer service.
It’s gotta be red.
My eyes were, but I decided not to punch him, but rather post it here
and send this post to the head office as well…

Popularity: 14%

Published by admin on 26 Aug 2008

Todays tip for Darwin Idiot Drivers

Remember, it is a short way from this
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to this
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to this
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and this!
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Popularity: 18%

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